Welcome to the
Principal Samantha Cox
"Welcome to our humble university.
Born from the endless arguments pouring from households up and down the country, we are steadfast in our agenda:
Provide ways for people to overcome their strife and remove the domestic shortcomings with innovative training material. Its a simple calling but one I feel offers huge reward.
Bloody good Christmas party, too."
The Boss
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Step 1 - The Gift Certificate
Once you've made your purchase, you'll be sent a gift certificate via email. There is an option to have this posted to you if you don't have a printer at home!
As with zorbing, pot-painting or any other experience type gift, we send the gift certificate to the purchaser. The certificate introduces the 'student' to the course you've enrolled them on and how they access it.
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Step 2 - The Course
Once the 'student' has recovered from the excitement of being enrolled on a course, it's time to actually tackle the course!
All courses are available through our online portal at a time that suits the student. 24/7, 365 days a year!
The time it takes to complete the course will depend entirely on how dense the student is, but on average the content & exam will take 20-25 minutes. Yes, you read that correctly, there is an end of course exam the student must complete in order to graduate!
Step 3 - The Diploma
Finally, once the 'student' has completed the course content and successfully passed the exam they have earnt the coveted University of Housework graduation diploma! This is issued to every student in PDF form for home printing.
Alternatively, you can select printed options at checkout and we will post out a deluxe certificate upon course completion!
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Because this is an experience type gift, we can email you a gift certificate immediately! No need to wait for the postman.
Alternatively, we will happily post it to you if you don't have a printer at home and need a printed certificate.
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We're so confident that you'll love your purchase from us, if you don't we offer a 100-day money back guarantee!
All you have to do is contact the Principal and tell her you're unhappy and she will refund your hard earned cash and cancel our Friday lunchtime beers :(
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